El Diablo’s a master deceiver, too, lovely-Satanist-women:

If 1-outta-1 croaks;

If I’m a true NDEr;

If you worship Satanic idolatry;

If atheists (anyone actually) have no way

Home without Jesus, we cannot be stupid anymoe, Curly -

 sHe asks for U.S. to go home, kneel at the foot of the bed and repent.

Yay!! sHe will save YOU if you call upon the Name, too.

 If you don’t, if you refuse till the last, chaotic, toxic moment of thy wee existence, me wee lad, God! Blessa! Youse!

I shall certainly pray for U.S.