1. if you have moolah left-over, donate it to the person behind you in the grocery (God will not and cannot be outdone, thus, giving YOU mega blessings); 2. git in a wheelchair even if you're able to walk and pick-up the little specks-O-schtuff on the floor at Sunday mass or at temple (precisely how all the great saints acted: they were extremely humble, never caring about what the dead-head-world thought); 4.pick-up the trash around the house and/or in your house as best as you're able; 6. don't ever watch TV anymore; we only have this finite existence soon to end 8. help an old person who can't see too well git-up the curb; dress nice, even to the store, showing you care about how you present yourself to the world which helps ultra greatly when you lead people to the King of Hearts; stop and say, 'I love you' to the girly-babies. ask how old they are; ask what's their name. Women love that: to have a dude be so interested in their child, makes their day, as I'm a child, almost 10ish 9. say the family Rosary - doesn'tmatter if you aren't Catholic: our Mother is the Queen of Humanity; 10. don't go to filthy movies anymore 11. don't do rampant abortion... or you'll pay the price sooner or later 12. don't do the worship of Follywood - all a bigga wastea time 14. don't forget the Divine Mercy at 3am or 3pm everyday 16. repeat this prayer: 'Jesus, Mary, Joseph! I love you! Save them souls!' 18. tell me something: where-O-where does it say anything about reincarnation in the Bible? it DOESN'T. Nada. Nil. Zilch. you got one life, pal. use it for His Glory. don't abuse it; 19. don't be greedy; don't be stuck-up like you're so much better than the rest of humanity: we're ALL sinful mortals left with only 2 options... and 1 of 'em ain't too cool after you're six-feet-under; 21. don't be a part of this world any more than you have to: be nice while you're here, of course, but don't be like Isis; respect others and their religions - only Jesus who sees through to their heart can be the final mediator 22. don't do Mega-Fornication like the porn stars who die-out like a BlackHole 24. don't do disgusting sodomy, gays. Jesus, our Lord and God, wouldn't even think of that, yet, He has mercy on the homosexuals till death; 25. before you go to bed, kids, ya gotta wanna have 2 thangs: a Rosary around your neck and a Rosary someplace on you which wards-off the killer demons - they don't stand a chance against our Mother: 'Trust in my Son and you will be shown His Great Mercy; believe in my Son’s Promise to come again and you will have Eternal Life' -our Mother 27. and, no, I aint as pure-as-the-driven-snow; I'm a sinful mortal just as you are 28. yes, kids, take it from me, Mr. Super-Savvy-Sardonic-Satires-who-wants-to-take-you-for-the-ride-of-your-limited-lifetime: I saw Seventh-Heaven and, yes, angels DO fart if you ask'm, though I personally wouldn't recommend it; however, the Abyss o'Misery?? the freek'n stench of Hell is worse than a dead dude sitting outside for ten days in August... and the demons won't giveAsh¡t if you'd not prefer to lay on toppa'm. I'm as serious as Hells Angels in a rumble 30. pray for me... because I sure pray for you: like I sed many times before, does not matter if you aren't a Catholic. What does Romans 10:10 say? Gotcha. Moot point 31. if you put a lantern under some clothing, soon, it'll catch fire and it grows dark cuzza lack of O² - precisely the Way our society has become: if Jesus is the Source of oxygen, we have cut-off the physiology; if you go to a Lighthouse, the Lighthouse, Jesus, bringing 'ships' in, ocean liners carrying thousands of people - that ship is none other than US. absolutely nobody shall say at thy Final Judgment, coming forward with a raised hand 32. I think, therefore, I am: will you rise-up or descend after this learning process on earth?? only YOU can decide; 34. 'heer ye! O heer ye!!' spoke ye town Crier. 'alla ye niggs, wiggs, white trash, and high-performance-hypocrites-fueled-by-large-mouths!!' lissen to us. God utterly despises proudness; God totally loves humility, yet, God's so bloody benevolent and non-judgmental, He'll put-up with our $h!t till Judgment Day precisely because He was born in a stable amidst the livestock and poop. That's how kick-ass He is. We must reciprocate by wok'n AND chew'n gum which God expects from U.S. poor subhumans (the epitome of humility) 35. we THINK we can, but we cannot control God: God controls us through our free will 36. trustNjesus!!!